The kid ain't right, Part One

The old one is now old, sixteen on this coming Monday. But don't worry, I am not that old, had her when I was nine.

Oh, I may be ADHD, lose track alot. I will work on that at my next therapy appointment.

Back on track, when the old one was learning to read, I would have to say about 6, we were in a store, in the "unmentionables" section. I turn around and she was feeling up a bra. Pretty much, taking each cup, and pushing. I am not easily embarassed, but look around to make sure none of her teachers are around, and whisper "what are you DOING!?!?!". She looks at me puzzled, and says "it is not doing anything. Why not? It says PUSH UP BRA"