So one late night, we were having root beer floats, a special treat in my home, and this is what happens…
Middle One: Do you know what The Boy does? (she was completely going to tell me something bad he does)
The Old One: Milks cats.
(all laughs)
The Boy: For your information, I milk chickens.
I begin to cry from hysterical laughter
few minutes later
The Boy: I take each nipple...goes through the motion of milking chicken nipples, closely related to milking a cow
The Old One: Mom, do chickens even have nipples, because they have 'chicken breasts'?
Me: No
Children continue thinking
The Old One: Why do men have nipples then?
The Boy: Can you milk men?
The Middle One just shakes her head. She really wants to be normal. But the odds in this family are stacked against her.
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